Greedy lizard king

he is a greedy lizard who feels insecure about himself, so he keeps making his crown bigger and bigger, thinking that will make him look greater.
but as his crown gets bigger, it gets heavier and it makes it that much harder for him to lift up his head and walk straight.
but he keeps sending out other lizards to find more rocks and jewels to make his crown. some fairies told him that one day, it will reach the point that he won't be able to get up by himself with the huge crown on his head. but he just gets annoyed with their advice and yells at them that they are just stupid bugs.